Cave Women on Mars — 2 stars

This micro-budget black and white sci-fi lives up to its cheesy title with '50s era effects, the cheapest props imaginable and a guy-in-a-silly-ape-suit monster. In the distant future of 1987, two astronauts land on Mars where they find dueling tribes of matriarchal cavewomen and the aforementioned critter. Most of the fairly static action takes place in the woods. I'd guess that the cast and crew are all fans and that they had a lot of fun on the weekends when they made the kind of movie they used to watch on Creature Feature. Personally I prefer this kind of spoof when it's done campier, flashier and trashier, and so these Cave Women are a bit too tame.