Twelve Very Important Things Learned from the Mihmiverse
(In no particular order.)

No. It's not aliens.   Ignore meat.
Follow Steve.
You don't get to be one of the largest corporations on planet Earth by making questionable decisions.   Newspaper reporters are
incapable of telling a lie.
If it has a ship and is wearing pants, it's most likely intelligent.   Everything can be solved
through military intervention.
If someone is acting strange
or out of control, slap them.
They'll thank you for it.
  You don't go poking your
fingers into weird smelling
gunk stuck to trees.
It's usually not a good idea to sneak up on armed men.   Just because a flashlight seems
to work on the first try, try again. It's the only way to be sure.
Tying a sorcerer to a tree will
rob them of their power. Even children are aware of this.
It's NOT aliens.

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