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No. It's not aliens. |
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Ignore meat.
Follow Steve. |
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You don't get to be one of the largest corporations on planet Earth by making questionable decisions. |
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Newspaper reporters are
incapable of telling a lie. |
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If it has a ship and is wearing pants, it's most likely intelligent. |
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Everything can be solved
through military intervention. |
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If someone is acting strange
or out of control, slap them.
They'll thank you for it. |
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You don't go poking your
fingers into weird smelling
gunk stuck to trees. |
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It's usually not a good idea to sneak up on armed men. |
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Just because a flashlight seems
to work on the first try, try again. It's the only way to be sure. |
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Tying a sorcerer to a tree will
rob them of their power. Even children are aware of this. |
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Seriously.
It's NOT aliens. |
